After being gently but firmly told to sit out by the side while the other three sort out their 'man stuff', an insulted Heather responds the only way she knows how: by giving birth to an evil demonic god, who promptly decapitates the three upward-staring losers before you can say 'you have found a health drink'. Then, the newborn evil demonic god, lost and alone in a cruel world, looks to Heather, wanting nothing more than the warmth of a mother's bosom. It will be a strange relationship, but one founded on the most perfect love of mother and child. And evil.

HEATHER WINS!

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