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Runaway Train Lyrics Misc
How To Hail A Bus Ramblings
Prince of Persia: Emo Warrior Misc
Can Ninjas Co-exist With Pirates? Observations
Erwin Wurm: Greatest Human Being Who Ever Lived Ramblings
I'm Off Ramblings
Why it would kick arse to be a character in the film 'Logan's Run' Kickarse
Why Australia Is Better Than Britain Ramblings
Some Leaflet The Physiotherapist Gave Me Observations
Of Shampoo Adverts And Nintendo Observations
Meet the Crazy Moon Man Observations
Person Without Girlfriend Ramblings
Snormula 1 Ramblings
Why It Would Kick Arse To Be A Piece Of Chewing Gum That Has Been Chewed A Little Bit But Not Too Much Kickarse
Bored of the Dance Ramblings
Why it would kick arse to be Spider-Man Kickarse
Yahtzee's Christmas Wishlist Ramblings
Why it would kick arse to be Garrett (from Thief) Kickarse
The Role of the British in Star Trek Ramblings
This Advert Worries Me Observations
More from the Poetry Corner Piss-taking
Why it would kick arse to be an RPG character Kickarse
What I Know About Star Wars Piss-taking
Fighting the Good Fight Ramblings
Why it would kick arse to be Jesus Kickarse
A public cervix announcement Ramblings
Fun with Spam Piss-taking
Why it would kick arse to be Father Christmas Kickarse
Names of Newspapers Observations
Why it would kick arse to be the Pope Kickarse
Why it would kick arse to be Mario Kickarse
My tribute to the U.S. Piss-taking
Why it would kick arse to be invisible Kickarse
Why it would kick arse to be Guybrush Threepwood Kickarse
Why it would kick arse to be Lara Croft Kickarse
Why it would kick arse to be undead Kickarse
Why it would kick arse to be a Star Trek captain Kickarse
Why it would kick arse to be Arnold J. Rimmer Kickarse
Why Cinemas Suck Observations
Why it would kick arse to be a Pokemon trainer Kickarse
Poetry Corner: St. Ives Piss-taking
Where God Went Wrong Ramblings
Why it would kick arse to be Freddy Kreuger Kickarse

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