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DISCLAIMER: NOTHING ON THIS PAGE IS REGARDED BY MY CURRENT SELF (AS OF 4/9/08) AS WORTH A TINKER'S CUSS. THEY REMAIN HERE FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES AND TO PROVE THAT YOU MUST FIRST STRAIN OUT THE POO BEFORE YOU CAN SHIT GOLD. NOT THAT I WOULD EVEN CALL MY CURRENT STUFF 'GOLD', BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

(ACTUALLY COWBOY COMICS IS ALRIGHT, IN RETROSPECT)

Chris and Trilby: Two protagonists from two of my game endeavours turn into Final Fantasy sprites and have completely heterosexual adventures together.

Rorschach Vs. The Retard Raider: Impossibly cool comic characters go up against retardation and pie in this one-off comic!

The Adventures Of Angular Mike: The infrequent exploits of the possibly potty polygon Angular Mike and his curious friends. Also starring The Beatles, but I'm hoping if I keep that quiet none of them will sue me. Shhh!

Yahtzee Takes On The World: The daily adventures of the redoubtable Yahtzee and his curious friends, the webcomic that my life was devoted to for the best part of two years. It is now over and done with, but the archives remain to be read at your leisure.

Cowboy Comics!: A series of adventures made solely from the covers of cheap Western novels. Mule-twitching excitement from start to finish.

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