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20/12/2002: FR.com's Christmas Message

So, it seems with the holiday period continuing, my L&E chums have decided, through majority vote, to shut L&E down until New Year so everyone can stop going online all the time and actually do what they're supposed to do at Christmas, like get drunk and give bones with special ribbons on to the family dog.

What a load of tossers!

The true spirit of Christmas, as I'm sure regular readers will know, means as little to me as wiping my arse, so out of defiance Fully Ramblomatic will continue to dispense non-stop comedy right thro/////////74624.1394.312 0 1 0 0 10 10 01 01 01001 010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010 010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 what 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 the 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 fuck 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010010101 01010101 01011001 00100111 00101010110110101 01010110101101011 0101 0101101010 011010

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